Best Nightlife: Stand-up on Wednesdays (Editors’ Pick)
Even if the jokes aren’t always funny, the beer is still a draw. Every Wednesday night, Union Jack’s hosts an open mic for stand-up comics and takes $2 off all of its craft beers. Beer specials run all day; open mic starts at 8:30 p.m.
4915 St. Elmo Ave., Bethesda; (301) 652-2561; www.unionjacksbethesda.com